In Other Words

Megalomania? Me?!

It is time to write my daily entry in my Blog, that’s an important thing for the ruler of the world to do, you know? In later generations there will be thousands of people that will want to read through my daily mumblings, just to gleam the wisdom of my ways. They will say then, ‘what a genius, how he understood everything so well. If they would have just only realised that he was the second messiah’.

But that’s okay, they don’t need to know, just as long as you, my faitful followers, realise that you are graced by the light of the world’s presidency.

So far no body guard application. I imagine that must be because everybody knows I don’t really need protection. After all, who would want to hurt my beautious personal body? It would be like spitting at the feet of the Lord!

I’m still trying to decide on my latest decree. It should be something moving, something all important. Something like ‘thou shalt not eat pork’ but then not quite as important and fundemental.

I’m debating between ‘thou shalt work less hard, for the world will still exist tomorrow’ and ‘none shall rise before nine, as everybody is far too grumpy before then’.

Maybe it would be best off if I combined them.

‘Thou shalt not rise before nine and thou shalt not work to hard for there is no need to be grumpy, as the world will still exist tomorrow.’

That’s it! That’s my newest decree. I hereby write this into holy law, may the start change their allignment so that this will be one of the fundemental truths of the universe.

Now, where is my damned cup of tea? Where are my slave… uh… friends that are a different colour from myself.

posted by Symbol @ 15.6.04